Star Trek Online: Enter the Vorta

Vorta Heerza Huo I love MMOs. I love leveling in MMOs. Shepherding a character through her own unique path, growing in power and becoming more awesome – that’s what keeps me in a game. Once I’ve finished with the leveling, more often than not I’m done with the MMO. The max level grind can’t hold me. World of Warcraft, EverQuest, EQII, Rift, Wizard101 – once I hit the top, I was ready to move on. ...

March 1, 2012 · 3 min · 462 words · Tipa

STO: "Of Bajor"

Haven’t done a comic in forever!

February 21, 2012 · 1 min · 6 words · Tipa

STO: A Case of Galor Envy

Cardassia is MINE! Okay, no, this isn’t MY Galor, but that of my good friend Longash. I’m not quite sure on all the details, but I believe he borrowed money from an honest looking Ferengi to get the ship. Anyway, like the holiday Jem’Hadar Bugship, the Cardassian Galor cruiser has a custom bridge, along with some uniquely Dominion design features such as no chairs. Except for the captain. Bortas and Galor The slippery thing moves like a FISH. Long got consoles and doff powers and whatnot to give the ship an incredible 21 degrees/second (366 radians/kilosecond metric) turn rate. That’s a tighter radius than most escorts. Combined with unique weapons and all the powers normally reserved for big, massive ships like the Bortas I’m flying here, this is one heck of a ship. ...

February 13, 2012 · 2 min · 232 words · Tipa

STO: "The 2800" episode 1 -- Second Wave

We have been waiting for the new Featured Episode arc for a year. The fleet – Federation News Service, supplier of embedded journalists to Starfleet – was logging in more and more, getting ready to do whatever would be asked of us. Fleet mates were watching the relevant Deep Space 9 episodes. We were totally there. We even specified uniforms of the day (four variations) so we’d be dressed appropriately. Because while the poor, doomed residents of Deep Space 9 didn’t know what was going to happen – we did. ...

February 11, 2012 · 8 min · 1607 words · Tipa

STO: STF Walkthrough -- Khitomer Accord (Space)

Khitomer Accord (Space) It was pointed out to me at some length in an elite STF tonight – Infected – that while these STF walkthroughs are fine for the normal mode task forces, elite task forces take slightly different strategies. Those strategies would work in normal mode, too, but nobody bothers with them. In normal mode STFs, these walkthroughs work fine. Khitomer Accord is the most complicated of the space task forces. The Borg are attempting to go back in time via the time portal and arrange the past and present more to their liking. Probes are going to warp in on the two gateways and head (slowly) to the time portal. If ten get through, the mission fails. If even ONE gets through, the optional objective fails. Every one of the gateways, generators and transformers must be destroyed within 15 minutes, or the optional is failed. ...

February 9, 2012 · 4 min · 753 words · Tipa

STO: Red Gift Box, v2. Now with more cash needed!

It'll cost you to open this box. At the winter holiday event. Cryptic dangled a Jem’Hadar starship in front of the players. “Run the race in Q’s Winter Wonderland,” went the line, “and you will win a gift box that could contain this highly desirable ship!” The chance of that race dropping one of the red gift boxes was less than 1%. The chance that the red gift box, once obtained, would have a ship inside was far less than 1%. You could buy gift boxes for $1 each. On the forums, people reported spending between $50 and $200 for red gift boxes until they obtained one of those ships. ...

February 9, 2012 · 3 min · 639 words · Tipa

Star Trek Online: The 2800 Return this weekend

Who are “the 2800”? They are the 2,800 ships in the Dominion fleet that was swallowed up in the wormhole by the Prophets during a crucial point in the Dominion War. Their elimination gave starbase Deep Space 9 time to complete mining the mouth of the wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant, and was the turning point to a long, protracted war. Now, they’ve apparently returned to continue the war. This weekend, Saturday, February 12th, the Klingon Empire and the Federation will reluctantly join forces once again to battle the foe that nearly destroyed the Federation once before. ...

February 6, 2012 · 1 min · 108 words · Tipa

DDO: Doomsphere the Dull

I have a bad feeling about that floor After last week’s mass dragon death in Gianthold Tor, we were back in the Cornfields of Catastrophe Greenhouse of Gore Tidepools of Terror Orchard of the Macabre. These civic leaders really need to work on coming up with better names for their neighborhoods or nobody’s gonna want to move there. The module failed to impress last time we went and this time was no different. We had our choice of beholders or vampires. Spode really wanted to get his vorpal freak on with vampires because, the problem with beholders is you can’t really cut off their heads! But after dispatching some nameds in the Orchard, it was at Doomsphere’s doors we found ourselves. ...

January 30, 2012 · 2 min · 326 words · Tipa

STO: Picture Day

Admiral T'pral's crew I noticed today I’d gotten my monthly allotment of C Store points in Star Trek Online (I get some each month for being a subscriber). There wasn’t anything I particularly wanted to buy… I have all the ships I need. Maybe some of the uniform options. There are lots. Most of the time, you’re the only one who sees your bridge officers. How they’re dressed has no effect on the game. But it’s fun. I broke down and bought the Bajoran militia uniforms that Odo and Major Kira wore on Star Trek: Deep Space 9. ...

January 28, 2012 · 2 min · 260 words · Tipa

STO: Growing from ensign to admiral

Most MMOs, if they allow it at all, make changing your avatar’s appearance a time consuming and possibly expensive task. In Star Trek Online, a trip to in-game tailors on any space station allow you to change everything from your uniform, to your hairstyle, to the smallest detail of your appearance. You can store up to five appearances at once which you can swap with a keystroke at will. ...

January 24, 2012 · 2 min · 258 words · Tipa