Hobbit

I shuffled through the Gameboy Advance discount bins at some local retro game stores, and this is what I came away with.

See, it’s a story about a little man who lives in a hole dug into a hill…

If Bilbo could see me now, why, he’d be talking about how he (with maybe a very little help from a certain gray-robed wizard) kept three trolls arguing until morning light turned them all to stone. He wouldn’t approve of what I do at all, why, not one little bit. “Un-Hobbit-like!” he’d yell. “It’s just not how things are DONE!” he’d exclaim. “Even the Old Took would think twice! And then twice more! And then have a good smoke about it!” ...