Fast and Furious 2099 -- an AI written final chapter to the F&F franchise.

OpenAI’s GPT-3 writes the final chapter in the Fast and Furious saga – Fast and Furious 2099.

August 8, 2022 · 3 min · 454 words · Tipa

#51: Make a new plan, Stan?

I asked OpenAI’s GPT-3 to list fifty ways to leave your lover… I’m just trying to help out here, Paul Simon! Get a divorce- Sell your house and move away- Find a new job in a different city- Join the military and get stationed elsewhere- Go back to school full time- Win the lottery and move to another country- Pack up your things and move out without telling them where you’re going or why- Tell them you’re moving out and leave while they’re at work/school- Leave town for a weekend with no explanation and don’t come back- Change your phone number, email address, social media accounts, etc., so they can’t contact you anymore- Get a restraining order- Tell them you’re seeing someone else and that you want to end things- Send them a break-up letter or email- Ghost them completely (stop all communication without any explanation)- Unfriend/unfollow them on social media- Change your appearance so they don’t recognize you if they see you in public- Sell/give away their belongings that are still at your house- Get rid of anything that reminds you of them- Block their number and email address- Move to a different city/state/country- Go on a trip for an extended period of time (weeks, months, etc.)- Study abroad for a semester or year- Get a new hobby that takes up a lot of your time- Volunteer for something that requires you to be away from home often- Go backpacking/traveling alone for awhile- Work on building up your self-confidence and esteem- Find someone else to date/have as a rebound relationship- Spend more time with friends and family members- Focus on taking care of yourself and your own happiness first- Get therapy to work through your issues- Take a break from dating altogether- Go on a social media cleanse and unfollow/delete anyone who isn’t positive in your life- Declutter your entire life (physical space, digital space, etc.)- Join a new gym or fitness class and get into shape- Cut off all communication with their friends and family members too- Give away anything they gifted to you during the relationship- Donate their clothes to charity- Clean out your shared closet and get rid of anything that reminds you of them or the relationship- Cancel any joint plans/memberships/subscriptions- Return any keys/cards/gifts- Move any furniture they bought back to their house- Uninstall any apps you only had because of them- Get a new job- Transfer schools- Learn how to say “no”- Find a creative outlet (painting, writing, etc.)- Spend more time outside- Create (and stick to) firm boundaries- Set goals for yourself- Focus on healing

August 8, 2022 · 3 min · 432 words · Tipa

The Amazing Adventures of 8-Ball!

“Adventure of 8-Ball” is a 2D platformer mobile game with 50 levels, attractive graphics, and catchy music. The player controls 8-ball, a little black cat, on a quest to save their owner from the evil dog catcher who has kidnapped them.

August 8, 2022 · 4 min · 709 words · Tipa

GPT-3 interviews me about Stray.

For a game where AIs rule the world, I thought it would be fun to ask an AI to interview me about my experiences playing “Stray”…

August 7, 2022 · 4 min · 765 words · Tipa

The Seven Sages: A Masterclass in Metroidvania Design

In “The Seven Sages”, you play as one of the seven ancient sages of mystery, who must journey through a vast and dangerous world to gather the seven magical artifacts that will save the realm from a great evil.

August 7, 2022 · 5 min · 1060 words · Tipa

The Six Cats of Madame Miracle

The Six Cats of Madame Miracle is a light-hearted and fun visual novel that is perfect for players of all ages. The puzzles are easy to learn and solve, and the game’s cute art style and cheerful music make it a joy to play.

August 6, 2022 · 4 min · 785 words · Tipa

Steve, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse

I asked OpenAI’s GPT-3 to generate 31 different videogame ideas, one for each day of Blaugust, each dealing in some way with that particular day of the month. Here’s its idea for August 5th: “Steve, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse”. This is a game where you play as Steve, the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, who was left behind when the other four horsemen rode off to bring about the end of the world. With only your trusty steed and a few weapons, you must now ride across the country, fighting off hordes of zombies and other monsters that have taken over the world. ...

August 5, 2022 · 3 min · 561 words · Tipa

Fourt Knight: An Awesome Game That's Worth the Price

I asked OpenAI’s GPT-3 to generate 31 different videogame ideas, one for each day of Blaugust, each dealing in some way with that particular day of the month. Here’s its idea for August 4th: “Fourt Knight”. “Fourt Knight” is an action adventure game where you play a lone knight who must save the kingdom from a dark force. The game is set in a medieval world and you will use your sword and shield to fight your way through hordes of enemies. You will also use your bow to take down enemy archers. There are puzzles to solve and secret areas to explore. ...

August 4, 2022 · 4 min · 841 words · Tipa

Three Frow: A deep, tactical basketball RPG

I asked OpenAI’s GPT-3 to generate 31 different videogame ideas, one for each day of Blaugust, each dealing in some way with that particular day of the month. Here’s its idea for August 3rd: “Three Frow”. In this tactical strategy sports game, you must recruit and play the best basketball players from around the world in order to win the NBA championship. Cheering crowds will be your constant companion on your rise to the top. These aren’t your ordinary crowds, though — if you make a bad play, expect the fans to boo you mercilessly, or even throw things at you. Make a great play or a stunning assist, though, and the fans may just carry you off the court on their shoulders. ...

August 3, 2022 · 4 min · 852 words · Tipa

One: The Game - A Superheroic Multiplayer Experience

I asked OpenAI’s GPT-3 to generate 31 different videogame ideas, one for each day of Blaugust, each dealing in some way with that particular day of the month. Here’s its idea for August 1st. “One: The Game” is an online multiplayer game where you play as one of a group of super-powered beings who must work together to stop a madman from taking over the world. The game is played in a third-person perspective, and you can choose to play as one of several different characters, each with their own unique abilities. ...

August 1, 2022 · 3 min · 537 words · Tipa