I Burned Down a Rain Forest and All I Got Was This Stupid NFT

DC Fandome said – sign up and get a special NFT just for you! Tweet it, and get another one! Well, I’m just about to buy my Lambo, because I have an NFT and I’m gonna be RICH. Non-Fungible Tokens, or NFTs, are entries into a blockchain ledger that associate your name with a bit of information in that ledger, usually a pointer to some object on the web, plus some meta-information. My NFT was for a spinning GIF of a Batman comic cover, rendered as if it were a label for a 3 1/2" floppy disk. ...

October 18, 2021 · 6 min · 1110 words · Tipa

Dungeon Encounters: For Those Who Skip Cutscenes

DM: You see an encounter before you Party: I don’t recognize this one. Hmmm. Okay, everyone, brace up, we’re heading in! DM: It is a black hole. It immediately begins to suck you in. Party: Run! RUN! DM: You can’t get away. You are sucked in, everyone dies. Roll up a new party. After my original party was sucked in by a black hole, and I’d taken a new character with no experience or equipment down through the labyrinth to do a CR, I got to thinking how I would defeat the Black Hole next time I encountered one. Use the stopwatch we got to keep resetting its Action Time Bar (ATB)? Try and petrify it? ...

October 18, 2021 · 6 min · 1227 words · Tipa

Looking for Mr. Kickstarter

It’s that time of the month when I pull out the old atlas and scour the world for my Kickstarter projects! Where could they be this month??? Let’s find out together! Star Scrappers Orbital First up is Star Scrappers Orbital, a game designed by the same fella that designed Terraforming Mars, a game that we have had hundreds of hours of fun playing – it’s right up there with the top board games I have ever played, and a purchase I never regret. It’s described as an “engine building, worker placement” game, which only means that it’s made in Europe, where they love that kind of stuff. This game is being shipped to me from Portugal, and is currently sitting somewhere in a warehouse in Köln, waiting for a jet to the USA, I assume. It’s scheduled to arrive next week, sometime. ...

October 15, 2021 · 7 min · 1346 words · Tipa

Kaiju Wars: Godzilla just wants to be loved!

Foolish Mortal Games’ new monster battler pits you and your hapless military against giant, unstoppable beasts. Can Major Danger and kaiju scientist Dr. Wagner help you out? Or are they responsible? Ooooohhhh… No, Feedly folks, this is not Kaiju Wars From the dawn of computers, all I’ve ever really wanted to do with them is allow me, by day a normal human, to by night become a giant monster and destroy Tokyo. Crush, Crumble & Chomp was a day 1 purchase for me back in the day, and for my money, nobody has done the whole guy in a rubber monster suit inspired game better. ...

October 12, 2021 · 5 min · 897 words · Tipa

DCUO: The Legion of Doom invades Washington D.C.

And they call DCUO an apolitical, fictional game. Also, Dimensional Ink to rebalance clamped stats to make super heroes (and super villains) super again. In our reality, Washington D.C. is currently managed by the feds. The Hall of Justice is apparently in DC. Does that mean Superman and the Super Friends are de facto government employees? Batman is a G-man? Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Doom… We’ll find out in Episode 42: The Legion of Doom, which adds a new open world area to the game. Washington DC joins Metropolis, Gotham, Central City, Atlantis, Thanagar, Themiscyra, the 31st Century and so on. It’s unknown if DC will be reused as often as the first three, or if it’s doomed to be a one off, like the others. ...

October 11, 2021 · 4 min · 785 words · Tipa

Game Night: JotL "The Heist" and "The Message"

Two short scenarios for last night’s Jaws of the Lion campaign: First was “The Heist”, where we investigate a sewer branch that led directly beneath some rich dude’s mansion. Second was the Red Guard’s personal quest. Both were harrowing races against time. We were recovering from our last adventure in the Beguiling Sewers at our home base, the Sleeping Dragon Inn, when in burst a messenger, panting and looking a little wild-eyed. “A message! For! A Red Guard! Seen in this area!” he panted, looking around, but not seeing us at our usual table in the back corner. ...

October 10, 2021 · 6 min · 1243 words · Tipa

He thought I was joking.

UltrViolet writes great posts but doesn’t have any comment section on his blog. Sometimes you just have to take that extra step. I’m going to start a new feature in my blog, called “Dear @endgameviable”. It will consist entirely of comments I want to leave on his blog, but can’t. — Tipa of the South Wind (@tipadaknife) October 7, 2021 Once upon a time, I used to do respond to other people’s posts on my blog, every day – almost every day. It was fun. ...

October 7, 2021 · 4 min · 645 words · Tipa

Modding Valheim

I resisted running mods for Valheim for so long… but I saw some folks talking about building their homes in New World, and I was all thinking “I already have Valheim” and then “but I could make it look better”. Also, I found out how to bring tar pits into biomes we have already explored. Valheim has been an on-again, off-again game for me, once we killed all the bosses and most of Team Spode drifted away from the game back to other pursuits. But my Twitter feed yesterday exploded with people showing off their home builds in Amazon’s “New World”, and that got me back in the building mood again. ...

October 6, 2021 · 4 min · 782 words · Tipa

New World: Kochają nas w Polsce!

New World has been released for just a week. It is way, way too early to start forecasting any sort of trends from this. Like, that’s ever stopped me before. I repeat this whenever I talk about Google Trends. Google Trends is based solely on what people are searching for, and does not correlate with the actual popularity of the game, the number of players, or anything. It’s just the number of searches on a specific topic in a certain amount of time. I would assume that search terms are connected to a specific topic by the searcher clicking on a relevant link in the search results, but that’s just a guess. That said… ...

October 5, 2021 · 3 min · 496 words · Tipa

Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origins

Some call me a Warrior of Light. Some call me a renegade. Some call me when Chaos rears its corrupted head. But you can call me Garland. Jack Garland. I’m the one they call when there’s nobody else. Jack Garland? Didn’t we just kill you in Final Fantasy I? And… weren’t you Chaos? I honestly hadn’t heard of this game until Squenix sent me an e-mail talking about the demo. This happens again and again. Cool games that everyone (but me) has heard of, I come to it eons too late, way after it would have made sense. ...

October 3, 2021 · 6 min · 1082 words · Tipa