Song written by text-davinci-003 given the prompt of an article about FTX.
Verse 1
There once was a pup named Crypto Who dreamed of the riches he’d know He heard of the markets and FTX Where fortunes could ebb and flow
Chorus
Crypto, Crypto, what will you do? Crypto, Crypto, you’re feeling so blue You lost all your cash in FTX And now you don’t have a home
Verse 2
Crypto found trading on Ethereum Where fortunes could be made from the start But the markets were wild and so were the swings And Crypto was taken apart
Chorus
Crypto, Crypto, what will you do? Crypto, Crypto, you’re feeling so blue You lost all your cash in FTX And now you don’t have a home
Verse 3
Crypto thought he’d try DogeCoin too Where kitties and memes could be found But the market was shifting too quickly for him And his wallet was quickly unwound
Chorus
Crypto, Crypto, what will you do? Crypto, Crypto, you’re feeling so blue You lost all your cash in FTX And now you don’t have a home
Verse 4
Crypto was back in the same spot Without a home or a dime But a glimmer of hope in the horizon For a pup that was so inclined
Chorus
Crypto, Crypto, what will you do? Crypto, Crypto, you’re feeling so blue You lost all your cash in FTX But you still have your dreams and that’s true
But wait, there’s more! I asked text-davinci-003 to do it as an epic poem in the style of Lord Byron:
Once upon a time, a magical pup named Crypto Dreamed of getting rich with crypto investments He gathered all his kibble and invested it in the night To make his dreams of riches come alive
He watched the prices rise and his kibble double Dreaming of all the riches that he could trouble He thought his crypto riches were here to stay But little did he know of the coming fall
The prices started to dip and Crypto started to quiver His dreams of riches were threatened forever As Bitcoin and Ethereum and even DogeCoin prices fell Crypto’s kibble that was once double was now gone
Then FTX, the final loss of Crypto’s money He thought he’d never see his kibble again honey But Crypto is smart, he knew he had to try He invested in NFTs as a way to get by
He made art with his muddy paws and sold them to all his friends Soon they were buying his NFTs and the money never ends He bought an NFT of a mutant ape, he thought it was quite cool But little did Crypto know of the danger to come
The mutant ape seemed to talk to him, warning him of NFTs Crypto ignored it, he was too deep in the debt He got celebrities to hawk his puppy NFTs, to increase the price But Crypto’s dream of riches soon quickly died
A scammer came and stole all his muddy paw NFTs Even the mutant ape, Crypto’s favorite pet Crypto was so mad, he wanted to revenge But it was too late, his money was gone again
Crypto was so sad, he thought he’d never recoup But then he saw a new crypto scam and thought he’d give it a hup But Crypto was wise, he knew he had to think twice He decided to stay away and stayed away from the lies