All the thrill of the adventuring life RIGHT IN YOUR BROWSER! Play for a minute, play for an hour, play for a LIFETIME! Fight fantastic creatures from your imagination and beyond! Go on hair raising missions that will shape the future of the UNIVERSE!
(Caution: some advanced adventures may require multiple presses of the button to complete).
By way of Scott Jennings, Progress Wars is a parody by Jakob Skjerning from Substance Lab.