Dungeon Siege is my “oh my god, I have no internet connection” game on my laptop. When I saw what looked to be a cheesy generic fantasy flick trailer on the TV this weekend, I had no desire to go (Eragon cured me of that) (and yes, I’ve been told the book was way better). Then it ended with the title: “In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”.
Oh dear. A movie based on a game I actually played? I managed to resist Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon, Mortal Kombat, Doom, Silent Hill and dozens of others because I hadn’t played the games…. but now I feel kinda obligated to go.
It’s directed by famed schlockmeister Uwe Boll. What could possibly go wrong?