Happy Halloween!

Nashuya sent in a little song she wrote after doing the Haunted House quest in West Freeport. She’s not usually this happy, but she made level 45 while doing it.

The Butler Did It

*Everyone is happy on this happy Halloween

Helping undead butlers keep the study clean

Dusting sweeping rearranging keep me fit and lean

All is done! The Butler’s ghost quickly leaves the scene*

Oh, Rats!

*Little rat sat next to me and didn’t say a word

Little rat, I said, to do this is absurd

I could crush you with my thumb

The rat said Soon comes Sidney

and not once more was heard*

*In there came a larger rat, large as a small dog

sat next to the little rat as quiet as a log

Larger rat, I asked, would Sidney be your name?

Not I, said the rat, that’s not my claim to fame

Soon comes Sidney, echoed he, and quiet did remain*

*Next there came a rumbling and shuffling at the door

through it squeezed a giant rat, two hundred pounds or more!

Set was he by the other two, sprawled upon the floor

Are you he? I whispered, the one we’re waiting for?

Soon comes Sidney! stated he, and wouldn’t say no more*

*And then there came a ruckus outside in the street

I lifted up the curtain drape to see two giant feet

Gray furred they were and clawed, set upon the windowsill

Just one black eye on a giant face did the window fill

You must be he, the dread Sidney, I stammered with a chill

SOON COMES SIDNEY! bellowed he, and I lost my will*

Put Your Left Foot In

This woman starved her children to death by walling them into a hidden room. What can calm her restless spirit? What better than a quick dance!

No more scooter rides!

Spooky cemetery,  and my Ghoulbane has been hungry lately. All the zombies needed, though, was to be zapped with a wardstone and POOF they was gone. I tossed my Ghoulbane out the window! Lord, bring me a Wardstone for Christmas!