Do my shoulders look fat in this armor?
No, really. Be honest. Be cruel.
I can slice you. I can turn to the left – sssssssstt – and the right – ppphhhhwwwwitt – and my shoulders will take you out.
And if you come after me, my shoulders will fly me away from you.
I have a ferret living in my shoulder-wings. His name is Nibbler. He is taking all your money while you stare at my shoulders.
Now if you’ll pardon me, I have to go stand in front of the auction house in Ironforge and show off my shoulders because the bigger the shoulders, the wtfpwnzer teh n00bz.